wordless wednesday....kinda

Merry Christmas.

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So I really can't be wordless today or I will get a day behind on my 12 days of Christmas...and I must have this next item and soon before I have an ounce of sanity left.

Am I on the eighth day????

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Ok, this is not crazy...eight maids milking exchanged for another ME:

ah

while vacationing

wearing this

while they clean

No photos during my spa visit

and

don't forget these...please


There is so much to do...every day of the year and who couldn't use a duplicate of themselves to help out? Make this duplicate better though, thinner thighs, turkey neck gone, chubby jaw thinned. Make her nicer, make her NOT have PMS. Her job lists is this:
clean house
make cookie dough
buy ALL presents
wrap all said presents
not forget anyone that presents need to be bought for
send out cards
not forget anyone on card list
clean and bathe kids
make dinners
do it all while hubby works all the damn time
do it while hubby hunts on one of his only days off
clean house again
let dog in and out ONE HUNDRED MILLION TIMES
listen to smart mouthed kids (even this close to Christmas)
go to work and actually work (instead of touring everyone's homes all day long)

I mean really. My plate is full, no, it is overflowing onto the floor which I must now clean. Can I have some help please? I know we all have this stress...and to all of you I gift you (because my duplicate twin did not forget you all) a duplicate you too!