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well, so there is the "adult" store right by the mall and every Christmas when I am frequenting it the mall, I giggle at the sign out front.

Last year it read

"Santa shops here, you should too"

clever I thought.

So when I stopped in drove by this year I made sure I paid attention to let you all know what it said this year.

"All the sexy Santas shop here"

REALLY? R.E.A.L.L.Y???? Cause I might like to see a sexy Santa. R.E.A.L.L.Y.

I have seen one, you know, a sexy Santa other than myself, that is.

One of my best friend's sister was getting married this time of year quite a few years ago. So naturally we had a bachelorette party for her...and the stripper college student making extra money to pay for his PHD (or something) came dressed as Santa...*GROWL* He really was a sexy Santa. FOR.SURE.

He did things only NAUGHTY "sexy" Santas can do (and get away with)...ah. With that I bid you farewell, until the next time, we meet again.