Saturday, May 23, 2009

Soulmate?

I received an email from my "soulmate"...

Hello ,

My Name is Sunsy Timbow. from Sierra Loene in west Africa presently residing in Dakar senegal. I was impressed to seek my soul mate, and also i like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. I will be waiting for your reply so that i will give you my picture and more about me.
Thanks and waiting to hear from you soonest.
Love From,
Sunsy Timbow.


Do you think this has anything to do with my Girl Talk Thursday?

My response.

Dear Sunsy.
I am sure you're a fine soulmate, I'm impressed you found ME!!
Sunsy, I am sure you are a GREAT girl, but problem is, SO AM I. To borrow a line from Coyote Ugly; I'm not a lesbian. I played in the minors but never went pro.

Good luck.
Stacie's Madness (flattered but not interested)

Maybe I'm a complete ass, going out on a limb here, maybe Sunsy is a male name in West Africa. Maybe I should give love a chance and get that photo....



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17 comments:

  1. LOL! I'm surprise the letter didn't ask you give your bank information!

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  2. HAHAHA!

    TOO FUNNY!

    Again- You crack me up. I love Coyote Ugly!

    P.s.-How did you get the tabs at the top of your blog?

    "Home, Profile, Blogroll..etc"

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  3. I say you give it a whirl! You're in a new and exciting phase of your life. Take chances!

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  4. that's some spam on spam action there!

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  5. Going out on a limb here, but I'm betting that Sunsy is not the girl/guy for you.

    You could always have said that you just got out of a serious relationship and needed some time to play the field before looking for a soulmate.

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  6. Hey, I got one of those emails too but from a different person... totally female I might add... I propmtly hit delete!!

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  7. Maybe you should have sent your picture. You never know where your soulmate might come from. LOL.

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  8. Good choice. I'm sure she would just break your heart and take off with your credit card info. LOL

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  9. You are missing an opportunity here!
    Sorry, laughing here. It's f*cking funny! You're missing out on a soulmate...geez! LOL!

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  10. Hi Stacie. I haven't been able to read your blog for about a week, but I'll soon catch up. I just wanted to drop by and ask a favor.

    I've adopted a wonderful girl from Sierre Leone whose nickname is Sunsy -- because she's so delightful and full of life, people say she's got the sun in here, ergo, "Sunsy."

    She's only 15 years old, but has spent the last 22 months being held captive by the rebel army. She was brutally raped over and over again.

    Anyhoo, she's been rescued and despite all of her tribulations, she maintains the best attitude -- again that's how she came to be known as Sunsy. I recommended that she contact you b/c she needs a female friend. Someone she's more comfortable talking to. She'll probably send you an email. Please be kind to her. Despite her optimism and joy, she can still be somewhat sensitive.

    Whatever you do, don't think her email is a joke and write her some snarky reply. I hope I'm not too late in providing you with this heads up. Thanks a bunch, and I'll catch up on your posts in the next couple of days.

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  11. That Sunsy is such a tramp. She's emailing everybody. I thought I was her soul mate. Now I'm heartbroken. Simply heartbroken. What will I do when she cashes the $25,000 check I sent her to buy a plane ticket. Why oh why doesn't she love meeeeeee?

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  12. I got an email from an evangelist dying of cancer who's husband was killed in Afghanistan and now has $10mil in a bank in Nigeria...

    Good lord way to combine ALL the spam into one message!

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  13. Nigerian scammers are so dreamy!Sigh...

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  14. I'd like to kick her/him where the Sunsy don't shine. Grr!

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C'mon, pull up a therapy couch and tell me all about it...