Remember that ass chewin?
I'm still ticked off about that.
So after Bubba pointed out that Bo was bleeding I call STBE, it's HIS dog. I am only keeping the dog until STBE gets a place to have the dog.
"Hey, you know Bo got out last night, well, he was bit or something..." I pause to see if STBE steps up to the plate and offers to come take HIS dog to the vet. OR EVEN AT THE VERY LEAST say, shit, can you please take him to the vet for me cause I can't (blah blah blah).
Not the case. OF FUCKING COURSE.
"I can't come out there for every little thing, Stace" he says.
Let me list the "things" he's HAD to come out for....
um.
1) kid's softball/baseball games.
2) Bubba's practices.
3) UM. Yeah. THAT'S FUCKING IT.
4) oh right, he HAD to come out to "babysit" forgot that FAVOR. *eye roll*
*deep breath*
Yeah, he totally ticks me off daily.
So come back tomorrow to hear all about rectal thermometers and the vet nurse that could bitch slap me with her mustache.
Good times.
Oh I can't wait for tomorrow post. Will it include pics, lol.
ReplyDeleteI added you to my post :-)
If you hear of anyone else doing it let me know and I will add them.
Sounds as if he doesn't care much about the dog. That tells a lot about a person.
ReplyDeleteWhat a jackhole. Sorry you still have to deal with him!! AND his dog.
ReplyDeleteI am still giggling over the image of you getting bitch-slapped by a mustache. A GIRL'S mustache, to boot.
lol! Bitch slap with her mustache...
ReplyDeleteAnd he is an arrogant fucker. I say bring the dog to his place and leave it there. Let him deal with it. Just think...now more shit bombs in your yard.
I think my comment would have been along the lines of "well I don't mind letting your dog bleed to death, less for me to take care of, but I just wanted to make sure it was ok with you." Click.
ReplyDeleteWhat an asshole. Don't you wonder sometimes what ever endeared him to you.
I just posted my Totally ticked off. You did great on the button!
ReplyDeleteWhat a jerk! He really can't handle responsibility can he?
ReplyDeleteExactly why he is labeled STBE.
ReplyDeleteSo firstly, dude, what a douche! (And if you know me, you know how much of an insult that was!)
ReplyDeleteAnd secondly, I think you should drop the dog off at the gf's house.
Men *rolls eyes*
ReplyDeleteOh my word! Dude needs to be bitch slapped me thinks.. I am in agreement, dog goes to gf's house, stat.
ReplyDeleteFucker, have I mentioned there is a special place in hell for ex husbands?
ReplyDeleteMy ex once told me I took Sam to the dr "at the drop of a hat". The total at the time (other than well visits) was 4. Twice he had an ear infection, twice he was hospitalized. I'm such a worry wart.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Jennifer's suggestion. That was perfection!
Even though I got a kick out of your funny description of you STBE I also thought to myself.."Damn I'm glad those days are over". He will most likely always be a loser but soon it won't bother you so much. And if he doesn't stop bothering you then you can always sign him up for all sorts of annoying advertisements/surveys and give his cell phone number.
ReplyDeleteCan you ask to be given that rectal termometer and put it in a glass of water for him instead of a straw?
ReplyDeleteJust make sure HE gets that vets bill. You have done enough!
ReplyDeleteI like what Jen said too. I'm also pissedoff with the stupid neighbour that probably "let" her dog chew out the ass of your STBE's dog. BTW don't forget to bill him!
ReplyDeleteI'm not very good at reading people. So tell me, did this incident with the STBE piss you off at all? Don't feel you have to hold that sort of thing in ;)
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