Where The Hell is Everyone????

So it seemed yesterday went ok on the first attempt for a blog with the exception of "paragraphs". I'm not quite sure what happened, they were there when I wrote the blog. *looks around innocently*



*inserts extra long (whaaaat?) sarcastic space for effect*





Thank you all for your comments, and your kind words of encouragement. You have all inspired me to write yet again. I would be remissed if I did not retort to some of YOUR comments. Soooooo.....


To: Bacardi Mama, Thank you, and I showed Lilr B your picture, and he knew exactly who you were. You must have left a good impression.



To: JP, Tell you "Juicy" details???? Sounds to me like you already know the details....hmmmm?



To: Frugal Vicki, Grease is not only the word, but Grease is the correct answer. Sorry, but the rules of thunderdome are "two men enter, one man leaves." (Thank God for Wikipedia, huh JP??? Paddy....Patty???)



So you want to know all the dirt on our Stacie?????? Did you know that she played the flute, and this one time at band camp... meh, we all know that one. How about the fact, that in her yout (best Joe Pesci voice), Stacie was a cheerleader????






Grrrrrrrrooooooowwwwllllll. And there you have it. Even at 13 I couldn't help but to drool over her.



***Stacie Update*** She is there...It is dry and could be warmer (That's what he said), she is having fun!!!!! Woooohooooo. That is all I'm saying....She will have to tell you all the details when she gets back, I can't steal her thunder.



So on with the blog....





*inserts another long (what??????) break for convenience*




So if it isn't bad enough that my Precious Angel is touring the country with her children for spring break, this also means that my boys (referred to as Lil B, and Lilr B by Stacie) are on spring break as well. Unfortunately, this year, they are not with me. Now Some may see this as a welcomed break or relief, I do not like my boys being away from me for a second.


I walked into my house from work tonight, it was quiet enough to hear a pin drop, and with the exception of my dog Rudy *key Notre Dame fight song* and he never really has very much to say, it closely resembled an abandoned playground. Since I am already missing them as I am missing Stacie, I will tell you about them. mmmmk? (as if you're going to answer)



"Lil B" whom I will refer to as "Onion", just turned 12 years old and is in 6th grade. Onion is a kind, passive (sometimes overly passive), cultured, witty, and pleasing child. Onion lives with me all but MAYBE a couple weekends out of the month.


Prior to living with me, Onion struggled in school and was a D and F student. This was not due to lack of intelligence, but rather his desire to invest all of his time and energy into figuring out how to get out of doing something rather than just doing the work required. I'm not sure where he gets that from. *looks around innocently* Currently, he is an A, B, C, student.


Onion does not really enjoy sports as much as other 12 year old boys, but has participated in football and wrestling throughout the years. (refer to previously stated pleasing part of his personality). Instead, he is interested in such things as history, Music, playing the saxophone, musicals (lets not pass judgement, he does show interest in girls), reading, and throwing out random perverted remarks, a trait he has obviously picked up from Stacie.




Is this blog long enough yet???? (That's what he said). Shewwwww.


Lilr B, whom we can call Burger, is 7 years old, in first grade, and lives with me almost half the time. Not nearly as much as I would like, or I think is needed though. Burger is definitely a BOY, but has a soft, sweet, emotional side and is a pleaser as well. At 7, he is already to cool to say "I love you Dad" in front of his friends *cries*, but has to cuddle once we are at home watching TV or sitting around.


Burger is into every sport you can imagine and is quite successful at almost all of them when he can keep his emotions in check. Burger enjoys Cub Scouts, girls, Legos, girls, sports, girls, video games, and girls. Seriously, at 7 they already call here for him.

Burger currently struggles a lot in school, but hopefully I have the ability to change that in the very near future.





Did I just write personal adds pimping my children out?????


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