I asked her how her day was at school.
"Today was the first day that I actually LIKED gym." She said with a smile.
"Oh honey, that's great, I hope you have many more days you appreciate gym as much as you do art class."
"Yeah, we were playing soccer." She continued.
"You liked playing soccer?"
"I did today. It was a great day." Now she's giggling, almost uncontrollably.
"What?" I asked, giggling with her.
"It was just a really good day, Mom."
Still giggling, "Ok."
I was puzzled, but I am trying to let her control the conversations.
"Well, this isn't why it was such a good day, but it is funny...but it's really not funny...but..." the fits of giggles get a little louder.
"Ok, so we were in gym class, playing soccer..." She looks over to see if I am following.
"Oookkkk."
"...and, Mom, this is so not funny, but I can't stop laughing. Three people got nailed with the soccer ball." Now her giggles are a full out laugh.
She went into detail about each hit, even reenacting one in what she called looked like slooow motion.
I had to admit, her reenactment was quite funny.
I wipe the tears from my face and looked over to her, "So, what you're saying is today was a good day because three people got hit with the soccer ball?"
She looks at me, the smile wiped from her face, her eyes settling into a seriousness, "Well..." she pauses, "A girl puked too."
Her laughter roared again.
I stopped her in the middle of her reenactment of the puking girl.
"Child of mine. There is something not right about you."
And I love it.
She is YOUR daughter all right! A chip of the ol' (not old) block!
ReplyDeleteThat apple didn't fall very far from your crazy tree, now did she?
ReplyDeleteI bet the three kids that got nailed are the snotty ones that no one likes, but pretends to like anyway.
ReplyDeleteSchadenfreude: Taking pleasure in the misfortune of others.
ReplyDeleteYour daughter is definitely on board with this concept.
LOL. That is pretty funny. You know that would have made me laugh also. Maybe not the puking cause I can't watch that kind of stuff but watching kids getting nailed with the soccer ball would have made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteI so miss those moments. I hate when they grow up and dont have time for you anymore.
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