Dear....

Dear Elliptical,

I know, it's been a while.  Today you were there for me.  Thank you for the happy endorphin boost.  I needed them.

Sincerely,
Stacie- sorely missing her exercise time.
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Dear Jack in the Box thingy-majig,

You are so funny looking sitting atop my antennae.  You really make me smile.  However, I've noticed your eyes are missing.  Was that last accident too much for you?  Yes, I think your eyes and my turn signal have gone off together, never to return.

Sadly,
Stacie- one too many accidents to bare.
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Dear Car parked out front of my office,

Your alarm is annoying.  Have you ever heard of the boy that cried wolf?

Signed,
Stacie -annoyed with your false alarms.
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Dear Ex #1,

After telling you that I couldn't justify spending the money to go see my Mom in Arizona, I thoroughly enjoyed hearing that you are your wife are going on a cruise.

Signed,
Stacie -envious that the economy has had little affect on you and your traveling.
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Dear Mom Mobile,

Please fix yourself, I don't want to deal with an auto body shop.  I'd be ever thankful.  Just sayin.

Signed,
Stacie- surprised the nonworking left turn signal has only caused few flips of the bird.
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Dear Self,

You are good enough, you are smart enough, and GOSH DARN IT...PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

Signed,
Stacie- get on with it.
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Dear Jimmy Buffett,

I can not WAIT for this year's concert.  The last two years were AH-MAZING.  Seriously.  I am going to start a countdown.  Now.  JULY 23RD can't come fast enough!!!!!  (twhs)   I just KNOW that my outfit this year will be JUMBOTRON worthy.  I promise.

Signed,
Stacie -wants a margarita right now...can't WAIT.
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Dear 200th blog reader,

I really wish you would followed me back in my better days of blogging, however, I am going to try to get back on track here.  I need too, I need my blog...as much as I need my good friend margaritas elliptical.

Thank you,
Stacie - will try to dazzle you. ;)
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