*beep beep beep*
I think I'm gonna have to go random today, I've attempted two separate blogs..and I just can't post them entirely.
My mind is all kinds of random today. I'm feeling a little Charlie Sheenish.
Does anyone even have "house phones" anymore to know that beeping noise when the phone is off the hook...and just in saying "off the hook"...it's funny to think of the things my kids have today...and have never heard of before.
WE have a "house phone".
Particularly for Buggy's friends to call her...but we never answer it.
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I've been hearing about Charlie Sheen and the shit he's saying...and it is funny...he's friggin lost it...yet as I listen to the full interview here and here, I am sickened. I am NOT kidding you when I say this but MY GOD he sounds like some addicts i know...it's creepy...and sad...and scary. Seriously delusional.
*shakes head*
He may think he's Bi-Winning, in reality, he's done lost it.
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Mr. FF has been really busy at work, which quite frankly is putting a damper on our frequent email talks. It sucks. Yesterday he says, "Although I can't always write long responses, I still want to hear what's going on with you."
*blink blink*
Isn't that like blogging? I go on and on about me, with a few comments here and there?
Maybe I'm unclear but a conversation is between two people, no?
I am not THAT narcissistic.
(Hi. Blog.)
In truth, I'd love to hear about your life too dear...not just ramble about mine.
That goes for all of you who read here too.
*looks at YOU*
*YES YOU*
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Speaking of conversations, I wish I wasn't having any conversations with my mother. I know. I will burn in hell now...but hear me out.
I don't need/want to hear about Joe the Plumber and his inability to...ya know....get... um....erect.
THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
*washes out ears*
Or how Jose the Weinersnitzel came out of your bedroom slinging his schlong at you telling you to c'mon.
DAMMIT.
*gets a shot of whiskey to forget*
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Idol...here is my mood, I have all kinds of strange maybe not so nice names for the contestants. I think that Mr.FF and I are competing to see who can come up with the best/worse.
Jordon't (ie; Jordan) WHAT A STUPID SONG CHOICE YOU JACKTARD. I love Usher, but not even Usher sounds good singing OMG. It's auto tuned...and Will I.Am sings better in it. Dummy. Meh. Buh- Bye.
I might get back to my Idol review ways... :) I think it's a GREAT season so far...I adore Casey...but I want to save some of my excitement til the girls perform (twhs). :)
Last year's winner...
*adore*
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Ok that's all I have time for today...I will try my best to not be so disconnected...
*beep beep beep*
*please hang up and dial the number again*
We have a house phone too. We never answer it either.
ReplyDeleteI'm loving this season of American Idol.
We have a house phone too. With Caller ID, so I know who called. And then if I want, I call them back from my cell phone. It makes sense, if you don't think about it.
ReplyDeleteWe totally have a house phone and only get sales calls to it. Its pointless. But I have in my paranoid mind that if there were an emergency, and we had to call 911, they can locate us exactly via the house phone versus a 2 mile range with a cell phone. I know...I am ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteHappy random day!
ReplyDeleteWe recently got rid of our house phone that we had for 10 years. it was super tough
but
everyone in my family has cell phones (even both kids) so there just was no use for them anymore or the $ monthly bill.
Not watching Idol this year (or ever again, probably) but I'm glad to see Lee DeWyze (sp?) doing well.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize anyone in the world was still talking about Joe The Plumber. I would rather shoot myself in the face than talk or hear about Joe the fucking Plumber or anything else that makes me think of Sarah Palin.
btw good song choice in the sidebar. I like Anna.
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