Give me a minute...Monday

and the Monday Minute....



1 - What's a piece of advice you'd like to share?

Never assume, it makes an ass out of you and me. I assume a lot and I typically assume wrong.


2 - Describe the last time you sat on the toilet screaming at someone to bring you some toilet paper.

This is a normal regular occurrence at my house, apparently I get a parenting fail on teaching my kids to replace the damn toilet paper. If I can remember right, I was sitting on the toilet doing my number one business when I looked to the wall that holds the roll. One square left. Dammit. I sighed out loud to which Bubba asks from the other bathroom, "what's wrong Mom?" "We are out of toilet paper in here." I answered him. "OH yeah, I knew that." He responded as I got up to a 3/4 squat did a little shake and went to the other bathroom to retrieve a roll.
Good times.


3 - Explain why anyone would want to eat sushi.

Just to say they tried it. Duh. I like to try new things, never know what you're missing if you never try. It's a good philosophy for life as well.

4 - Describe your perfect dinner - one app, one entree, two side dishes, and one dessert.

Mr.FF and I went to this one restaurant. We ordered the mussels for an appetizer. I had never tried them before and well, see the answer to 3. I LOVED THEM. As my entree, I'd go with a medium well cooked steak with fresh vegetables and brown rice. YUM. For dessert, I'd have to go with a rich cheesecake, something like Turtle (the candy, not the animal). *drools*

and finally...

5 - When was the last time you pissed the bed?

I don't ever recall a time I pee'd in my bed. Really. I think I was a prodigy child, cause I don't think I even pee'd the bed even way back then (a few years ago). However I do recall a time in maybe second grade. I had to go to the bathroom so bad, but the teacher said, no. I held it as best as I could. Let me tell you, I have a huge bladder...maybe it wasn't so big then, but I can hold it for days now. Just sayin. This day, to my dismay I could not hold it. I pee'd my pants. There was a puddle under my desk. I don't remember much of what happened after this, I am sure it is a blacked out memory in my mind.