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Ya know what ticks me off?
I'm gonna tell you.
Fire safe cigarettes.
They suck and by suck I mean I have to suck harder to get my fix.
*hush to the peanut gallery.
I understand NOW the addiction I have to nicotine, now that I am having to suck harder to GET my nicotine from the damn cancer stick.
I don't like to suck. Sure as hell don't like sucking harder.
All because why?
Because some hilljacks smoke in bed and set their house on fire. Whatever.
I don't smoke in bed. Well, thankfully, NOW I CAN cause the damn thing goes out like every second that I'm not sucking on it.
*Suddenly we are all back in the gutter *swoosh-swoosh*
I guess I can go to California now and throw my cigarette out the window (what? I don't do that. That would be littering. Shut up Kim. It wasn't me.) and not fear setting the whole damn state on fire.
That's a good thing, I suppose. Ya know, if I ever go to California again.
I've smoked for many years and have quit a few times in and around there, I've NEVER once (ok, maybe once, but that is not the point and totally unrelated) had a fire start because of a burning cigarette. If I ever left a cig in the ashtray it would go out on it's own once it got to the filter. SO I don't get it.
It totally ticks me off (tuesday).
OK, so reading blogs yesterday I came accross this video (here)...that fits RIGHT INTO my subject matter here today....
and it's funny
and gutterlicious, you MUST watch.
Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire
Yeah. WHERE'S HIS fire safety cigarette?
