The best part? At the end of the meal, they give you a fortune cookie! I love fortune cookies...cause they taste yummy...AND give you a fortune. (duh!)
Did you know it is a rule to say "in my bed" after every fortune?
Here is one of my fortunes from my last visit-
Read in order to live. (in my bed)
For real, homes.
I have been reading like crazy. Next to reality t.v., it is a great escape for me.
I have been storming through Jodi Picoult books in just the last few weeks I have read Perfect Match and The Tenth Circle.
I have been WANTING to read the Twilight series...so I finally bought the first book this weekend. I know SOOO behind the times, but isn't that what happens when you are
So, I started reading it, so far, I like it. We will see. Usually when most of the world loves something I tend to hate it. I'll let you know when I finish it.
The other fortune (yes, I ate two cookies, so?)read:
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar. (in my bed)
Uh huh. How can you not go dirty mind on THAT one? *groal*
When I read it, I instantly liked what it said!
I want to SOAR...I am so ready for this divorce thing to get moving. To have some direction, to get my plans in order. I don't know what in the HELL is taking so long. Seriously. I can't get my lawyer to return my call. I am getting frustrated.
Frustrating because it is completely out of my control right now.
I want to SOAR and my lawyer has a hold of my feet, dragging me to a crawling pace.
*argh*
