Showing posts with label yardwork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yardwork. Show all posts

Monday, October 19, 2009

Totally Ticks me off Tuesday-Mowing


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Isn't mowing kinda like women shaving your legs? In that you just don't do it after it drops to a certain temperature outside?

I mean, isn't there a rule that when Mother Nature decides she's going to give you the gift of fucking winter early that you should stop mowing?

Isn't there a freeze rule or something?

There's a freeze rule for shaving my legs.

(Right? ladies? Right? married men?)

Doesn't it ruin the grass if you cut it and then the frost comes and gobbles on your newly exposed grass?

'Cause there should be, there should be a rule.

If there is a rule, please tell my mow happy neighbors. Their mowing is making my yard look as if it hasn't been manicured a day in it's life.

I don't normally play keep up with the Jones', but ya know, I'm new to the neighborhood, I don't want to make a bad impression.

But we've had frost yo. I don't think I should cut my grass. I've retired the lawn mower to its cave for hibernation. I don't want to drag it out...it's kinda mean when I wake it.

(And for those of you that read this entire post thinking gutterlicious thoughts....yeah, me too and I think I love you.)

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Weed Whacker 3, me 0

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The damn weed whacker, my nemesis; I can NOT for the life of me get the damn thing started. Something to do with short arms. Whatever.

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I had to break down and ask soon to be ex to start the damn thing for me and the smirk he had on his face, cause I did need him for something. *eyeroll*

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My mom told me I should put pants on while operating said weed whacker and I blew her off, to only get nailed a billion different times in the legs. I have marks all up and down my shins and calves...that looks really hot in my heels and skirt.

Weed Whacker 3, me 0

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F*cking week whacker.

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