Things that did NOT happen at Buffet

In true Not me Monday fashion...

I'd like to share these things that DID not happen while at the Jimmy Buffet tailgating/concert...

Our party most certainly did not show up 10 hours BEFORE the concert started to tailgate.

I most certainly did NOT go to the concert without tickets.

I most certainly did NOT find the deal of the century 2 hours into tailgating that got us 4 tickets for $100.

I most certainly did NOT wear a coconut bra, grass skirt and a fake bare ass.

I most certainly did NOT walk around bumping coconut bras with other coconut bras.

I most certainly did NOT meet/kiss/exchange numbers with a HOTTIE fireman.

I most certainly did NOT call people during the concert to let them hear Margaritaville.

I most certainly did NOT have huge blisters on my feet from my flip flops.

I most certainly did NOT go barefoot for 99.9% of the concert.

I most certainly did NOT get showered in beer at one point.

I most certainly did NOT show favoritism during the limbo contest.

I most certainly did NOT suck at the hula hoop contest, cause laughing hysterically and hula hooping do NOT mix.

I most certainly did NOT get in a guys face cause he was an asshole.

He most certainly did NOT give me a little buzz kill.

I most certainly did NOT go with the best group to ever go with for this shindig.

Our group most certainly did NOT go through 15 gallons of margarita mix NOR did they bring/make 1,300 jello shots.

I most certainly did NOT eat a brat after the concert that might or might NOT have been raw in the middle still. *gag*

I most certainly did NOT purposely run into Hired Help...and his GIRLFRIEND. ;)

I most certainly did NOT make sure he got LEI'D by me.

I most certainly did NOT do my part to bring in the male population to our tiki bar with promised jello shots.

I most certainly did NOT have the BEST TIME EVER.

I will most DEFINITELY NOT be going again next year.

As soon as I get pictures emailed to me I most certainly will NOT be sharing them....

ok, yes I will. ;)
Happy Monday.