Not Me...Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

The weekend recap on what I did not (most certainly) do. Not me. Nope.

I did NOT throw a little fit about Hubby's clothes that remain all over the laundry room. No, 'cause I don't throw little fits...ever. IN the fit that I did not throw, never once was bagging said clothes and leaving them on the front lawn mentioned. No, cause that would cause more neighborhood whispers. SO I would never threaten that...(when does Am-vets come again?)

I did NOT almost forget about Bunny duties. That would be as bad as forgetting Tooth Fairy duties ! I did NOT lay down in bed, only to shoot straight up remembering those duties and muttering curse words under my breath. NOPE, cause that would not be very Eastery of me.

I did NOT eat any candy this weekend. I didn't. Cause that would be against my Weight Watchers plan, that's right, that would cost me too many points, so I most certainly did not eat ANY of those yummy delicious Whooper Robin Eggs. Nope. Not me.

I did NOT do a little dance the minute the kids walked out the door to go to breakfast with (soon to be ex) hubby. I wouldn't do that, cause I love them rascals and it was Easter, I was NOT GLAD to have an hour to myself on a holiday. No.

Since I was kid free (and NOT LIKING it) my mom and I decided to go for a hike. I did NOT think there was a pun intended...however, I most certainly did NOT consider tellin my Mom that she could take her own hike and return when she was out of her mood. I would not think about saying that to my beloved Mother. That would be rude and rude is something I am NOT. Ever.

While hiking I DID point out a neat looking house to hear my mother say..."oh, that house? I had sex in the hot tub at that house." She did NOT just look me IN THE EYE and say that; she did NOT just say that...because that would NOT be appropriate Easter talk OR conversation you have with your daughter. Right? No that did not happen to me.

Lastly, I did NOT go to bed early last night just to get the weekend over with and I did NOT wake up this morning still friggin tired. Nope not me, must be some other dope.