She knows me so well and she doesn't even KNOW me

So I got this card in the mail...I think it might have been for Easter...but I could be wrong...

Inside says, sorry I haven't called, I've been a little gassy.

And then, in all of Gwen's glory, she did a little poof of what I assume is a gas bubble exploding around the word "gassy"

It was signed, PU, your friend Gwen, or maybe it said sincerely Gwen. Something like that. I like to think it said, your friend. Whatever.

This girl doesn't even know me, yet she knows me so well. Maybe it is all the Poo talk I do here...

Regardless, it is hilarious. I love that I am on HER mailing list, you should have seen the Christmas cards she sent out. CLASSIC.

It was sitting out on the counter one day, longing to be scanned and discussed on this here blog when my kids spotted it.

"MOOOM, why did someone send you a card with someone pooping on the front?"

"hey! How do you know she's pooping? She could be just peeing."

*crickets*

I stuff the card in the drawer.

"Moooom, WHO sent that to you?" looks of disgust with bubbling laughter hidden behind it.

"Oh" Lord how do I explain it was a fellow blogger without answering that, well, it was a fellow blogger. No one gets blogging unless they blog and well, my kids can barely spell, so bloggin means nothing to them.

"Just a friend." I answered.

"IS that HER? in the picture?" the giggles are starting spill out.

"HA, yes, yes it just might be and maybe next time we take a trip to St. Louis we can visit her!"

Now looking a little scared, they said, "um, will she still be pooping?"

NOW, I am laughing. Kids, they are obsessed with poop. I don't know where they get it.

So, Gwen, get your stool ready (oh, hahahahah, stool) next time we are in St. Louis, we are looking you up. ;) oh, AND, that poo face looks a little painful, may I suggest Fiber One Bars, no more will that face appear. TRUST.