Tell your mom she needs to cut your fingernails.
Tell your mom she needs to clean out your ears more often.
Tell your mom she needs to make sure you brush your teeth before bed.
Tell you mom she should take you to Grampie's to get in the basement.
(Said over the phone last night DURING THE STORM)
Bubba says to me.
Dad says you need to cut my fingernails.
Dad says you need to clean out my ears.
Dad says you need to make sure I brush my teeth before bed.
Daddy says to take me to Grampie's to get in the basement.
What I say to Bubba.
Does Daddy not have clippers? *gets clippers and cut his nails*
Does Daddy not have Q-tips? *gets out q-tips and cleans his ears*
Bubba, how about YOU make sure YOU brush your teeth before bed.
TELL DADDY I AM NOT DRIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM.
*mumbled profanities*
What I'd like to say to Captain Cancel.
F-you pal.
Suck it.
Go F yourself.
How about you spend some time with your son.
How about you spend some time with your son. (That needs to be said more than once)
How about you show up when your son has his counseling appointment.
How about you get your son to and from all of his baseball practices/games.
How about YOU explain to your son why his sister has a kick ass Dad and why he doesn't.
How about you F off. (Oh is that a repeat again?)
How about I tell you about all the times I have to defend your stupid, ignorant, drunk ass to your son because you SUCK but I would NEVER tell him what a jack off you are...but you keep going on and putting little digs in his ear about me, mmmk. Thanks. Appreciate your effort.
I'd like to body slam him to the ground all WWF style.
Mmmmm Whatcha gonna do brotha?
Ya feel me?
I hope that one day, Bubba will stand up and say...
"HEY, my mom may not clean out my ears after each bath, which you think isn't often enough, or cut my nails until they are in dire need, or MAKE me brush my teeth before bed, but at least she's AROUND. Where are you? Oh, do I "fit" in your schedule TODAY dad? Great."
I guess when you have to search for things that I slack on these are as good as they get.
*hands over mother of the year award.....again*
*rolls eyes*
Assmunch.
How frustrating! I'm sorry you and Bubba have to deal with this!
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ReplyDeleteWhat? I don't get it. Does he not know how to cut fingernails? Does he have some irrational fear of ears? What kind of reason can he come up with for not doing those things himself? Ugh. Men suck sometimes. Bubba definitely deserves better than that.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry that Bubba's dad is an asshat.
ReplyDeleteMy mom had to deal with the same thing while raising my older brother and I. We have different dads too. My brother's dad wasn't the best, but he was at least around. My dad was non-existent and a drunk. She never spoke poorly of my dad to me. I learned early on to form my own opinion of him.
That has got to be so infuriating that his dad puts those "suggestions" out there like that. Wtf is he doing telling his son those things when you're already the primary parent doing everything as it is. What a lazy dick.
((((HUGS))))
He's an asshole. You know this. You just wish that Bubba didn't have to know it too. One day he will grow up and realize that you are/were the better parent and he will love you and appreciate you for it. It just may be a long time coming.
ReplyDeleteAssmunch!! Actually, I'd call him something else, because at the proper time and in the proper manner, assmunching is fun.
ReplyDeleteTurdsucker. Call him Turdsucker. Because that's NEVER fun - that's just nasty.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/07/are-fathers-necessary/8136/
ReplyDeleteThis article might help a little. I think that it is mostly out of touch with reality because it doesn't compare involved, devoted fathers to asshats.
FYI--I would pay to see that grudge match.
Motherfucker!
ReplyDeleteI was going to leave a comment here, but since I'm a guy I'm afraid I'd get pummeled to death by proxy.
ReplyDeleteGood day, now.
What a fuckstick.
ReplyDeleteSorry you and your son have to deal with such crap. Someday you won't have to say a thing and your son will know what an ass his father is.
ReplyDeleteLydia
Assmuch sounds like a pretty good word for him.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks that he talks shit about you like that to your son. Not cool!
ReplyDeleteAlcoholics like to play games. It sounds as if the responsibility gene was bypassed with this fellow or maybe it is just the drinking. If he gets into recovery, things may change. Hoping for the best for all concerned.
ReplyDeleteWhat an ass. Just keep doing what you are doing, one day Bubba will learn on his own what an assmunch his dad is and how awesome you are!
ReplyDeleteWhat a freaking douche-canoe!
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing you are twice the fantastic to balance out his ass-hatted-ness.