Let the giggling ensue...

Bubba -
After being woken up several times the other morning, he grouchily gets up and starts getting ready for school.  As I tap my foot by the front door, he says, "You're up and ready a lot better because you aren't working as hard as I am every night at football."

Bubba -
"Mom you only think about yourself."

*chokes on words*

I'd like to stop taking him to football, sitting there for 2 plus hours, giving kids water during breaks.  Etc.  I'd like to come home, make myself something to eat, only do my laundry and then sit and watch TV programs that I want to watch.  Show him how much I really think of only myself.

Brat.

Buggy -
On our way to softball practice:

"I really love softball this year Mom."
"That's awesome Buggy, I am glad you are enjoying it.  Why do you like it more this time around?"
"Less running."

After practice, the sweat is dripping off of buggy's forehead, she limping and gimping around, and just looking plain miserable.

"How was practice tonight?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
Giggling, "Why don't you want to talk about it?"
"We ran. A lot."
Giggling even more now, "OH Buggy, you jinxed yourself."

I just entered a giveaway @ Eden Fantasys.   Right after I did the last requirement for entry I got an email from Mr.FF.  It said, "what are youuuuu doing?"

I thought, shit, did it just post all over facebook that I just entered a giveaway for a sex toy?   It didn't, but I sure read the email in a tone of YOU'RE BUSTED.  lol.  Not that it's a secret obviously, I'm posting about it here.  It was just a funny coincidence. :o)

WINNER...BODY SLIDE

Eden Fantasys KEEP ON SLIPPIN AND SLIDIN


AND THE WINNER IS.....


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PorkStar said...
I dont know what I would do with this. But I know Satin feels good for a horizontal wanking.

though his story wasn't a slippery one, it was EQUALLY TMI. ;)

Ok Porky...Porky ... You've been contacted.
Slippery lil Devil you. ;) Now you can "wank" it with some Body Slide.
Let us know how it tastes.

I think I just grossed myself out.

Slip into Summer---CLOSED

There are many slippery items at Eden Fantasys, slippery lingerie, slippery sex toys for women, slippery sex toys for men, all kinds of couples romantic sex kits, and the product of this giveaway.


Body Slide, I know, doesn't it sound slippery fun?

Here is what the site says about it;

"The Body Slide by Shunga is a product that brings bodies together. It smells divine, tastes wonderful, and the feeling of skin on skin contact is absolutely electrifying. However, this sensual massage kit connects couples on more than just a physical plane. Prepare yourself for one of the most carnal and spiritual experiences you'll ever have."

WANT!

Back the days of my first marriage, hubby and I were all into having fun in the bedroom. We bought some satin sheets; what is sexier than satin against a naked body? What's not sexy is trying to get all freaky on those slippery suckers. We managed just fine. *ahem*

Body Slide sounds too fun not to try right? Smells good, TASTE good, for me, food is an aphrodisiac, so this is the next best thing. Maybe bring the whip cream in just to top if off, I'm just sayin.

If you want to try Body Slide. It has three different flavors, Strawberry and Champagne, Fruit, and Mango/Melon. LOVE. Even couples that have been together for a long time could use a little Body Slide, give your loved one a sweet smelling massage, or just eat it off of them. Nothing says lovin more than a lick massage.

To win Body Slide, you have do the following:
ONE...tell me your best SLIPPERY story, PG13 rated, please.
TWO...head over to Eden Fantasys and tell me what other product tickles your fancy.

That's all, c'mon ya'll lets get your own slip n' slide going in the bedroom for you and your partner.

THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR US AND CANADA PARTICIPANTS OVER THE AGE OF 18 ONLY!!!
GIVEAWAY WILL END MONDAY JUNE 2nd 5PM CENTRAL TIME...

Why, Hello there...

What a great weekend.

Did you all have a great weekend?

My bestie came up from St. Louis with her three kids. We were totally outnumbered by kids, but loved it.

Saturday we hit the beach. Let the kids swim in the VERY COLD lake. Got some sun, played catch with Bubba, watched her son eat sand. It was AWESOME. Until, there was that cigarette butt he chewed on, ew.

Sunday I had tickets to the baseball game. Took my kids there (I had the tickets before I knew Kim was coming up) had a great time, except our team lost it in the NINTH INNING. *slaps forehead*

Monday was a little overcast and the rain clouds threatened us to stay inside, but that doesn't last long with five kids. So we loaded them up into the mom mobile, went for a hike and then off to the movies when the rain started. We saw Night at the Museum, meh. It was ok.

I took yesterday off too. Just had to get somethings taken care of and I did.

So, the weekend was AWESOME...it was long, the weather was beautiful and I need another long weekend to catch up with my sleep. :) It was all worth it though. I hope to share pictures with you soon.

ALSO...THIS WEEK BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ANOTHER EDENS FANTASY GIVEAWAY...think Slippery when Wet. :D

Eden Fantasy Review--Lingerie

I haven't found a better place to shop for toys than Eden Fantasys. When I was asked to review another product from there, I was excited at the chance again.

I scoured the website, there is so much there. I really had a hard time choosing what to get...there are Erotic books, videos, sex toys, even stuff for the tame at heart and so much more!!

This time, I picked lingerie.

I really love the idea behind lingerie, it's sexy, it's fun, flirty, etc. HOWEVER, being an almost single woman with no dating on the horizon, and definitely NO DATING THAT WILL REQUIRE LINGERIE, it seems funny that I would order this. But I did. Whatevs.

I will stress AGAIN, Eden Fantasys ships FAST, faster than fast, it is like lightening speed. It really is a treat to order something and in two days or LESS have said item arrive in your mailbox. It also comes in a normal box with NO INDICATION it is from a fantasy store. So it is totally discreet and quite frankly, that makes it that much more exciting and fun.

Here is what I ordered...and the picture on the website does NOT do it justice, it is MUCH MUCH MUCH PRETTIER IN PERSON.



What I like about this piece is the daintiness, the femininity, the coverage of my little bit of troubled area (lower abdominal) and the teasing design on the cups. It shows enough skin, yet covers with sheer madness to keep it sexy.

I was hoping to wear it under my clothes to FEEL sexy, but the ruffle ruins that...besides the fact that there is NO support for the girls, even though there is an under wire.

Overall, the quality of the lingerie is great, the look of the lingerie is great and when I am in a relationship again, I will be back to check out MORE lingerie at Eden Fantasys!!


I kick myself for ordering sexy lingerie now, cause it's going to sit in my drawer and probably not see much action...hmmm kinda like my sex life. I should have gotten something that would have been much more fun for me but...OH well! *cheers* Here's to 2010!?!?!


AND one last thing....Eden Fantasys now has an online magazine too, there are articles for EVERYONE. I appreciate the article about HPV because it is best to be informed!!

This ain't no Foolin.

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ok, this is NO FOOLIN. The winner of the Eden Fantasys giveaway, is

*drum roll*



*vibrator hum*



Kristen @ All in a Mom's Life

Email me your info girl...YOU'RE A WINNER!!!

this is seriously not an April Fool's joke.

All my Ladies, raise your hands up.

Also, you men that read, just might want to get this for your lady.

so.

It has finally happened. Stacie's Madness was offered (in the most sexiest voice, as I can imagine) to do a review/giveaway for Eden Fantasys.

THEREFORE...if you come here for family fun, funnies or anything else wholesome (what the hell are you doing here period?) please divert your eyes to a different post, may I suggest this one...it's all fluff and lace.



Are they gone?

Ok.

We all have needs. Sometimes needs oversee everything or intrude in our every day thoughts.

What? Is that only me?


So you all know my situation, the pending looming never ending divorce procedures, right?

So along with that...I can sum up my sex life to, I ain't seen nothing in these here parts for a while. A long while. Since back in July while.


I have entered most of the sex toy give aways that I can find...to no avail.

One day, as I opened up my computer, the Angel (cause he has answered my dirty thoughts) Drew from Eden Fantasys sent me an email.

My fingers never moved so fast...er, um, to respond to his email with a resounding YES! I would love to participate!!

I went to the site **side note, not for work

There was SOOOO much to choose from, I was slightly turned on overwhelmed.

There are more than sex toys on there...all kinds of things for MEN, COUPLES, SINGLES, TRIPLES...I'm just sayin. All.KINDSOF.THINGS. (!!)

Well, since it's just me, myself and I in my bed, I headed straight for the goodies for woman.

Without further teasing...here is what I chose. (oh and it's on sale, right now, quick stock up, just in case)

picture...warning...





not for the faint at heart....









ah, Hot Love. Let me just say, YES IT IS. It was PERFECT for me...and it has really good reviews from others as well. The shipping wasn't the only thing that came fast on this thing. *ahem*

Speaking of the shipping, this gem came in a regular priority box with NO MENTION of Eden Fantasys on the outside. Therefore, no one will know that you have some fun waiting for you. Mr./Mrs. Mailman won't be trying to peek in your windows at night.

So, c'mon people who doesn't want ...this little love machine in THEIR bed?

If you are scared or intimidated, email me, I will try to calm your nerves and answer any question as honestly as I can...please no emails for a drawn out erotic story of my encounter. thankyouverymuch, you don't know me like that. *snap*

If Hot Love isn't what you desire (then you are missing out) I am sure that anyone can find SOMETHING on the Eden's Fantasys site, lingerie, erotic books, all kinds of things for EVERYONE.

So here is how it will go, for you to enter to win this toy from Eden Fantasys you must...

1) Go to their site, Eden Fantasys, tell me what you would buy or what sparks your interest.

That's it.

TO get extra entries you can:

1) Tweet about it. Leave me a comment telling me you tweeted.
2) You can blog about it linking Eden Fantasy AND my blog in your post. Of course, let me know in the comments if you blogged it.

The cut off will be TUESDAY MARCH 31ST @ 5pm central time...so you have ONE WEEK to get your comment in to me, please make sure that I have your email address as well. The winner will be contacted by me, if I don't hear back in 48 hours a new winner will be choosen. K? mmm-kay!

That's it, it is easy peasy and oh so pleasurable. TRUST.