WINNER...BODY SLIDE

Eden Fantasys KEEP ON SLIPPIN AND SLIDIN


AND THE WINNER IS.....


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PorkStar said...
I dont know what I would do with this. But I know Satin feels good for a horizontal wanking.

though his story wasn't a slippery one, it was EQUALLY TMI. ;)

Ok Porky...Porky ... You've been contacted.
Slippery lil Devil you. ;) Now you can "wank" it with some Body Slide.
Let us know how it tastes.

I think I just grossed myself out.

Giveaway, Awards and Thanks.

EDEN FANTASY GIVEAWAY ENDS TODAY...

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Lookie what I got...*drum roll*




From Sara of Ordinary and Awesome...
Isn't it sweet? I am a SUPERSTAR in her eyes...which to me is QUITE the honor. :) She's quite the blogging superstar herself, she has:




a Review blog


and she is the owner of Subjective Beauty!! I know.





but guess what....



Rob from Peanut Butter and Smelly's Dad awarded me the same award...

Click over he's hosting a FABULOUS Sunglasses Warehouse giveaway, CHECK HIM OUT in his SUPERSTAR glasses...and enter your chance to win your own gift certificate.

So TWO PEOPLE think I am a superstar...which makes it totally true!!!

I am a superstar and you can't take that away from me.

When I get awards I feel like dancing.



I'd like to pass this award on to my SUPERSTAR blogging friends...


1) Kristin @ All in a Mom's Life. SUPERSTAR BABY!!!
2) Mommy from the Midwest -PARTY LIKE A SUPERSTAR BABY!!!
3) Ms. Sassy Pants - M-Fin SUPERSTAR!!

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For my fellow entrecard users...see the left hand side of my blog for the top droppers from April, thanks for your drops and support.

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Slip into Summer---CLOSED

There are many slippery items at Eden Fantasys, slippery lingerie, slippery sex toys for women, slippery sex toys for men, all kinds of couples romantic sex kits, and the product of this giveaway.


Body Slide, I know, doesn't it sound slippery fun?

Here is what the site says about it;

"The Body Slide by Shunga is a product that brings bodies together. It smells divine, tastes wonderful, and the feeling of skin on skin contact is absolutely electrifying. However, this sensual massage kit connects couples on more than just a physical plane. Prepare yourself for one of the most carnal and spiritual experiences you'll ever have."

WANT!

Back the days of my first marriage, hubby and I were all into having fun in the bedroom. We bought some satin sheets; what is sexier than satin against a naked body? What's not sexy is trying to get all freaky on those slippery suckers. We managed just fine. *ahem*

Body Slide sounds too fun not to try right? Smells good, TASTE good, for me, food is an aphrodisiac, so this is the next best thing. Maybe bring the whip cream in just to top if off, I'm just sayin.

If you want to try Body Slide. It has three different flavors, Strawberry and Champagne, Fruit, and Mango/Melon. LOVE. Even couples that have been together for a long time could use a little Body Slide, give your loved one a sweet smelling massage, or just eat it off of them. Nothing says lovin more than a lick massage.

To win Body Slide, you have do the following:
ONE...tell me your best SLIPPERY story, PG13 rated, please.
TWO...head over to Eden Fantasys and tell me what other product tickles your fancy.

That's all, c'mon ya'll lets get your own slip n' slide going in the bedroom for you and your partner.

THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR US AND CANADA PARTICIPANTS OVER THE AGE OF 18 ONLY!!!
GIVEAWAY WILL END MONDAY JUNE 2nd 5PM CENTRAL TIME...

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ok, this is NO FOOLIN. The winner of the Eden Fantasys giveaway, is

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*vibrator hum*



Kristen @ All in a Mom's Life

Email me your info girl...YOU'RE A WINNER!!!

this is seriously not an April Fool's joke.

All my Ladies, raise your hands up.

Also, you men that read, just might want to get this for your lady.

so.

It has finally happened. Stacie's Madness was offered (in the most sexiest voice, as I can imagine) to do a review/giveaway for Eden Fantasys.

THEREFORE...if you come here for family fun, funnies or anything else wholesome (what the hell are you doing here period?) please divert your eyes to a different post, may I suggest this one...it's all fluff and lace.



Are they gone?

Ok.

We all have needs. Sometimes needs oversee everything or intrude in our every day thoughts.

What? Is that only me?


So you all know my situation, the pending looming never ending divorce procedures, right?

So along with that...I can sum up my sex life to, I ain't seen nothing in these here parts for a while. A long while. Since back in July while.


I have entered most of the sex toy give aways that I can find...to no avail.

One day, as I opened up my computer, the Angel (cause he has answered my dirty thoughts) Drew from Eden Fantasys sent me an email.

My fingers never moved so fast...er, um, to respond to his email with a resounding YES! I would love to participate!!

I went to the site **side note, not for work

There was SOOOO much to choose from, I was slightly turned on overwhelmed.

There are more than sex toys on there...all kinds of things for MEN, COUPLES, SINGLES, TRIPLES...I'm just sayin. All.KINDSOF.THINGS. (!!)

Well, since it's just me, myself and I in my bed, I headed straight for the goodies for woman.

Without further teasing...here is what I chose. (oh and it's on sale, right now, quick stock up, just in case)

picture...warning...





not for the faint at heart....









ah, Hot Love. Let me just say, YES IT IS. It was PERFECT for me...and it has really good reviews from others as well. The shipping wasn't the only thing that came fast on this thing. *ahem*

Speaking of the shipping, this gem came in a regular priority box with NO MENTION of Eden Fantasys on the outside. Therefore, no one will know that you have some fun waiting for you. Mr./Mrs. Mailman won't be trying to peek in your windows at night.

So, c'mon people who doesn't want ...this little love machine in THEIR bed?

If you are scared or intimidated, email me, I will try to calm your nerves and answer any question as honestly as I can...please no emails for a drawn out erotic story of my encounter. thankyouverymuch, you don't know me like that. *snap*

If Hot Love isn't what you desire (then you are missing out) I am sure that anyone can find SOMETHING on the Eden's Fantasys site, lingerie, erotic books, all kinds of things for EVERYONE.

So here is how it will go, for you to enter to win this toy from Eden Fantasys you must...

1) Go to their site, Eden Fantasys, tell me what you would buy or what sparks your interest.

That's it.

TO get extra entries you can:

1) Tweet about it. Leave me a comment telling me you tweeted.
2) You can blog about it linking Eden Fantasy AND my blog in your post. Of course, let me know in the comments if you blogged it.

The cut off will be TUESDAY MARCH 31ST @ 5pm central time...so you have ONE WEEK to get your comment in to me, please make sure that I have your email address as well. The winner will be contacted by me, if I don't hear back in 48 hours a new winner will be choosen. K? mmm-kay!

That's it, it is easy peasy and oh so pleasurable. TRUST.

Wanna spoon?

So I had a give-away thingy...for the best 2009 motto, and there was one that made me giggle and kinda fits with the spooning idea...

wanna know who won?

wanna know what the prize is?



It's a set of Bamboo Spoons from Pampered Chef.

The winner is....*drum roll*

ASHLEY from Crazy/Beautiful
The winning motto, was...

"you can touch mine in 09"

ROFLMAO.

Thanks to those of you that submitted a motto...