Girl Talk-Dreams

It's girl talk Thursday time...
Ok, so I don't participate EVERY week, but it's because it is on the same day as the You Capture Photo thingy...


This week the You Capture challenge was to photograph food, have you seen my ass? I don't photograph food, I eat it and lots of it (not anymore, but a girl can still dream) therefore no you capture from me this week...

Dreaming about eating segues nicely with the girl talk topic....um, dreams.

I dream that I could eat as much as I'd like and not gain a pound.

(Weight Gods are you payin attention?)

Have I mentioned that I recently hit my final final goal through weight watchers? I have, or had, cause as soon as I hit it my sabotaging ways managed to gorge itself and give me back those pounds.

I love me.

So anyway, I don't remember my dreams much. Usually the dreams I do remember are the ones I have during the 10 minute snooze time on my alarm clock in the mornings.

I hate mornings.

I snooze the alarm a good half an hour before I get tired of hearing the damn thing going off and get my butt out of bed.

I do know lately that I go to bed day dreaming (or is it night dreaming?) about a house purchase and I wake up thinking about a house purchase. So I can only conclude that I am probably dreaming about it in my sleep as well.

I've seen lots of houses. Most of them are a total no-go for my budget and lack of owing any sexual favors to a construction worker.

I'd settle for a handy man or hired help if he wasn't girlfriend up already.

There are two however that would require some work but one that won't require whoring out to complete.

(I am totally kidding about the sexual favors, unless you know someone who knows someone.)

(Or you are that someone. Call me)

(kidding)

(kinda)

So my dreams are of the kids and I settling in, manuevering around the house and picturing what we will look like in the house in say ten years.

I've been lacking in sexual dreams as well lately. I do recall having several while I was pregnant and they were yummy, I just don't have them anymore (that I can remember and if you can't remember them then they aren't any fun.)

I do more dreaming while I'm awake than while I sleep. If I were that kind of blogger, *adjusts halo* I'd tell you all about my sexual day dreams. Let's just say, there has to be SOMEONE out there that is what I dream of and not an ass...right? RIIIGGGHHHTTT.

(I'll keep dreaming.)

(Someday my dreams will come true and by then I will probably want/dream something else.)

(Please let him wear a uniform, like a fireman or something, I'm not picky.)

(What???)



Dreaming is fun, whether it's day dreaming or night dreaming.

I have dreams, they just aren't while I'm sleeping.

Girl Talk Thursday.

This week's topic...What do you do to unwind?

HA.

Unwind? What is that?

I feel like I am so wound up tight lately that any and every little piece that unravels even slightly has me in a mess on the floor.

I am sure it is making me stronger and blah blah blah, just sucks during it.

I'm cocooned and soon I'm going to burst (into the beautiful butterfly that I am). I really need to unwind.

First thing that comes to mind is hanging out with friends. There is something so calming to me when I'm around my friends. I haven't reached out for their company in a long time. I've had a few snippets of interaction here and there, but it has only given me a tease and I really want more...need more.

So, I've set up a play date. *giddy* For me and my girls, next weekend. Aug 7th, me and three others are going to the baseball game. Girls Night!! I can't wait, I hope it all works out and each one of them can attend.

Other ways I like to unwind are pretty typical.

Taking walks on the trails...


or the beach...



Taking pictures...


All of these things I've been lacking in my life lately and I need to get back to it.

(is this sounding like a dating profile? I like long walks on the beach, trails and pictures, could be dirty *nudge*.)

No fear though, I have this weekend PLANNED FULL of all these things...so hopefully it will be the break and unwinding that I need. *fingers crossed*

Girl Talk...Turn ons....

Click the above button to see what turns OTHER bloggers on.

Cause participation is fun, especially in groups.

And by groups I mean, two people cause really I don't think I'd be turned on by more than that.

Unless of course, it's...nah never mind.

So this week's topic, what turns you on?

By you, it means me.

So here you go.

Physically

Sexy Eyes- Wentworth Miller

Piercing.

The V...shown nicely here on Ryan Reynolds. *drool*

See right above his jeans/underwear? whoa, pantie wetting.

Strong hands

*This picture is a turn on
*In fact the stories conjured up just from this image. Turn on.

Sexy Smile...and almost as importantly NICE TEETH

*shower scene, say.no.more.

Nonphysical...or, let's get physical.

CONFIDENCE there isn't anything more sexy than confidence.

Actions...
take one.
take me.

Control, someone who takes control in the bedroom.

Man handling, shows their strength respectfully and isn't a afraid to spank me if I get out of line. (too much?)

Hair pulling. Not all sadistically...but a nice gentle but firm hair pull *swoon*.

*gulp*

*ahem*

(I am not all into S&M it all seems a little TOO MUCH...btw ironically the initials for this here blog. Ha. SM)

Seeing, feeling, knowing that *I* turn someone else on, that's a HUGE turn on.

There are little things too, show me I'm appreciated. Do nice things for me to show me how fucking awesome I am...play footsie with me under the table...undress me with your eyes, but don't drool like I'm a piece of meat...little things can mean the most.

Be SPONTANEOUS.

You get what I'm sayin?
Yeah ya do...

Girl Talk Thursday

This week's topic,
*gulp*
Self Esteem and Sexuality.

(get ready PG-13 rating, I'm 'bout to tear this up.)

That's what he said


*breaks into Salt-n-Pepa song AND moves*



*ahem*

Really self esteem and sexuality go hand in hand.

If you don't feel good about yourself, you will hold back in your sexuality and sadly in your life.

Since accomplishing my goal weight through weight watchers, I have gained SOME of my self esteem about my body back, but that is not to say that I am over those same ugh feelings about how I look.

It's like an anorexic, they don't SEE themselves for what they really look like.

I am by NO means an anorexic, but I have the same issue. I have lost 30 pounds, but still see myself as I once was. There are times that I catch my reflection in the mirror in shock that it's me.

In clothes, I think I look fantastic, but without that outer layering? Not so much. I could sit and pick apart my flaws.

Now that I am entering back into the world of singleness, it is terrifying to know that someone ELSE will be (could be, should be, better fucking be) viewing these same flaws.

The stretchmarks around my belly button that remind me of a mountain range, the love handles that just don't go away no matter how much weight I've lost, the sag of my once perky boobs, the ass that hangs over the legs, it's not a perfect image of sexy.

However, we are our own worse critics and I can almost BET that no man would go over my body with a fine tooth comb to inspect these flaws that I speak of (and if there is such a man, my number is.... kidding, kinda).

I am trying to work on my self esteem in more areas than just my sexuality and as I was told yesterday by Syd, I'm going to fake it til I make it.

(And by make it I mean...never mind).

Sexy is as sexy does and I, my friends, am bringin sexy back, now where is my Justin Timberlake?

Here's your fine tooth comb, Justin.


No really, JT call me. ;)

BOOZIN it up for Girl Talk

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Oh booze.
I can not schmooze.
When I think booze I think beer.

I have not loved you from the beginning. It took me some time to make you mine.

It all started when I went off to school.
Freedom was beating at my heart and college funds were mere pennies in my pocket.

That is when I met, Natural Light, keg version. I remember a specific house that had a keg wall. Ah, college.

I did refine my tastebuds eventually and landed on a beer that I like, Coors Light. *ahem*

HOWEVER, Memorial weekend threw me "twist" of lime.

There had been a case of Coors Light in the fridge since Bubba's birthday in February or so I thought.

Kim and I decided to put away the coffee for one night, what were we like 60? and sit on the deck to have a beer.

A beer was all I got, the damn case was EMPTY. One lonely beer left in there.

I walked outside shaking an empty box at Kim.

"See this?" I sneered.

Oh well, Bubba decided it was a good helmet.



Kim shared her beer with me...and it was GOOD. I'd hadn't tried it before, Bud Light Lime...I have been converted.

Girl Talk-Make-up

Today's topic is

What's your makeup regimen?


I have recently adopted the do my make-up at home regiment, as opposed to in the car. I use to be one of THOSE woman, doing their make-up in the rear view mirror. I know, so dangerous.

I start with Covergirl Smoothers, I am not a big foundation wearer, this is a perfect compromise, it goes on like a lotion with a tint of color. PLUS, it has sunscreen in it, which is a must.

Next is a blush, I use whatever I can find, right now it is a Mary Kay bronzer cause I am a sucker for all home parties and I can't leave without buying something. I do like it just fine, but for the price, it's just not worth it, in my opinion.

After the sweeping of color on my cheeks, it's all about the eyes. I am partial to a nice light brown and sometimes a purple color. These I find bring out my green eyes best.

Then come the LASHES. I use Fantastic Lash Mascara, again by Covergirl. (Who knew this girl talk was going to be a covergirl commercial?) So far, it is my mascara of choice for now. It does the trick in giving me the dark, full eyelashes that I love. :)

Second most important item, one I don't even consider part of the regiment cause it is with me at.all.times. Chapstick. Any kind. I love glossy lips, but not too glossy or sticky. I don't wear any lipstick or rarely a tinted chapstick. I feel like a clown when I have color on my lips. For some reason my lips feel HUGE when I have color on them, I don't know why. Right now I am trying out Burt's Bees Replenishing Lip Balm with Pomegranate Oil. It does give some moisture to my lips, but it is not as glossy as I like.

And there you have it. My make-up takes me about 5 minutes, 4 minutes spent on eye lashes. Pretty quick and easy.

What about you? What is your make-up regiment?

Girl Talk...TV edition.

Today's topic for Girl Talk is Terrible/Embarrassing TV I watch.

I am not embarrassed about WHAT I watch more than I am embarrassed at the AMOUNT of tv I watch. It's really bad. I've thought about seeking out an Anonymous group for it...People who watch too much TV.

If I would put an elliptical in front of my TV and watch all the shows I watch, I might be considered an anorexic.

Anyway.
The sheer volume is outstanding...here is what is set to record on my DVR.

Let's take a minute first to thank the creater of the DVR and before him/her the creator of the VCR. *ahem*

We will start with Sunday Nights.
Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters, and Amazing Race

Mondays.
Bachelor/Bachelorette

Tuesdays.
Biggest Loser, Idol (which are both now over for the summer WOOT)
--Idol...YAY Kris, I am so surprised he won, but HAPPY!!! Adam is a STAR and will go far regardless of losing last night.

Wednesdays.
LOST, America's Next Top Model, Make me a Supermodel, Idol Results,
-maybe THIS is embarrassing, BUT, I really really really wanted to watch the new 90210, but my DVR was already recording too much. :(

Thursdays.
Survivor, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Hell's Kitchen

Fridays.
Prison Break-HELLO Mr. Wentworth Miller you HOTTIE you. This was the last season though. :( I will miss your blue eyes, your hard exterior (dirty mind) and your hotness radiating through my tv screen.

*ahem*

Saturdays.
No recordings, however Buggy has picked up on my obsession and now has me recording (for her, not me) Jonas.


AND...starting TONIGHT
So you think you can Dance--so excited.

AND...in July.
BIG BROTHER!! BITCHES!!!...love love love.

The other night I did DVR Glee...and if I can fit it in my schedule next fall, I will watch that as well.


The shows I watch when I'm NOT watching DVR'd shows.
Daisy of Love. BAD.
The Millionaire Matchmaker. Patty cracks me UP!
Top Chef
Real World, Road Rules and the combo of the two the Duel/Inferno etc.

It's a lot. I fear there might be some I'm missing...but this list is embarrassing ENOUGH. :)

I really don't know how I cram this much tv into my life...amazing. Or pathetic. Whatever.

If you want to participate, go to Mommy Melee's and play along, or read other's embarrassing TV!

Girl Talk, that's Real talk

Wanna talk? It's girl talk, but for some strange reason, I think you guys might like this post today.

Today's topic is GIRL CRUSH. (Guys, did you perk up here?)

I am woman enough to admit, some girls are just hot. I can appreciate a woman who puts effort into looking good and strutting her stuff.

Maybe crush, though, seems too strong of a word. How about ADMIRE. Girl Admiration.

For instance...

Melissa Rycroft. She was chosen by The Bachelor, proposed to and then dumped on LIVE TV because he wanted to give the OTHER girl a chance. She held her head high...and kept on living... *eye roll*

Anyway, I think that Melissa is STUNNING. When I think of beauty, this girl...HAS IT. I am a teeth person and hers are PERFECTION. I want teeth like that.

Now that she is on Dancing with the Stars (I hope she wins!!!) and I have caught a glimpse at her ABS. HOLY HELL!! For reals. OK here is her picture...get ready for BEAUTY...near perfection....





Am I right? I'm not all into girl on girl action, but that girl is just stunning in my opinion.

GO MELISSA!

This next girl, SCREAMS SEX. Right? And her booty (yeah and I wonder why I get so many booty searches).

JANET (M*THERF*CKING) JACKSON.

Hellz to the yeah. That woman is SEXY. Her songs are sexy, her abs are sexy her lips, her eyes...her name should be JANET (M*THERF*CKING) SEXY JACKSON.



Again, I'm not into the girl on girl action, but....JJ...is sexy!!

Head over to Mommy Melee to see who the other girls are crushin on...

Girl Talk @ Mommy Melee...

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Here is the topic...
4/30 - What would you spend $50 dollars on? Guilt free.

So girl talk, real talk.

$50, guilt free?
Hmm, if you think about it, $50 really doesn't buy much.

What I would love though, an hour long hot stone massage. Ever had one? OH MY GOD, they are Fab...I was a little scared my first time. The stones, so big and HOT. The lady pulled them from the steamy pot they were in, kinda like a witches brew. She laid them on my oiled up back and *aaaahhh* the heavens opened up and angels sang.

It was awesome. EEEEK, I just checked out our local spa; a hot stone massage is $95. UGH. I can get 1/2 hour hour regular massage for $45. Shoot.

OH, I could get a dual 1/2 hour massage for $85, anyone? Anyone? Just pitch in $35 and we're in like Flynn.

Right? How hot is that? Hotter than a hot stone massage, I'd like to imagine.

So I decided to do a google search, here's how I typed it...what can I buy for $50, here is the first link I got...and DUDE for realz... scroll down a little, those smoking mittens are THE BOMB *giddy*.

I'm thinking I want those...righty oh.